Cool shit I saw in Greece

So I just got back from Greece so here's a list of cool shit I did/saw

1. Got all up in history's shit in Athens
2. Saw the most perfectly sculpted ass ever (on a statue (a female statue))
3. Saw two hot chicks making out in front of me. (Sorry the wife wouldn't give me the camera to take a pic)
4. While watching a Greek TV show that I couldn't understand I saw something that struck me as odd. See if you can figure it out. Remember this dude is Greek.

It looks like he is in a submarine wearing a confederate flag on his shirt... were you in bizzaro Greece?

Oh, how was it all up in history's shit?

I think I found the first Greek redneck.

The history part was pretty badass. You can't walk in Athens without stepping on something that's a few thousand years old. I've been reading a book about landmark battles in history, and on the flight over there we few over one of the battle sites. Totally cool.

I'm jealous

If it makes you fell better it was at least 104F everyday we were there, and Greek AC isn't on par with the US.

I do feel better... thanks.

that picture pretty much sums up your fan base

Your fan base sucks.

Murda

Good one, Murda. It only took 3 weeks.