Strong work, sir. Dude, lets start a backroom laproscopic procedure room. We'll charge a fraction of the price and have clients sign waivers of liability. It would be like:
I, ___________, hereby voluntarily request Big Rude to remove my gall bladder; by any means necessary. I am fully aware that Big Rude is in no way qualified to perform such procedures but understand that he did his own, once. Also, he is so damn funny. I understand that my risk include, and most certainly will result in, death. If not during the procedure, most certainly in the days, months and possibly years to follow. I, ____________, will in no way hold Big Rude or associates responsible or liable.
Nice avatar, by the way.