Jared's Wedding | 8/7/10

I still can't believe someone is marrying this guy:
https://sites.google.com/site/ohrtwedding/home/photo-slideshow

Oh, and I just noticed the website has a Sitemap.
Nice touch.

Nice touch with the "High Life" hat in the engagment photo. Nothing but class.

Question...

Is the Cassidy in your wedding the Dustin-ex Cassidy? I hope so... awkward.

1. Rudy's a dick.
2. High Life is the King of Beers, enough said.
3. It's not the same Cassidy, but it would be sweet if it was. I would so make them walk down the aisle together. This Cassidy is a smokin' hot 6' blonde that's getting a PhD in astrophysics (no bullshit).

Can she cook?

does it really matter?

Can I still walk with her?

No you have to walk 10 steps behind her, and you're not allowed to make eye contact.

Done!

Jared,

Your wedding venue is almost done. The construction is looking good. I will snap some pictures with my phone on my way out to my folks and email them to you.

Thanks Duck, Everytime I have to call that place and ask them something, they say the same thing: "I don't know. No one has ever asked us that." Seriously, there's no way that I'm the first person to ask if I can have a midget ride a donkey around the reception selling body shots. Next time you drive by that place stop and crack the fucking whip a little bit. They need to get that shit fininshed.

they need more Mexicans for the concrete

sorry... I shouldn't have capitalized mexican.