money, movie, party

the senate passed the unemployment insurance extension today... thank god, I can't seem to find anywhere other than Jack in the Box that's hiring and daddy needs a new pair of shoes.

you should all go see the movie Inception right now. It is fucking awesome.

and will someone tell me what the final plans are for the bachelor party. Dustin seems confused.

I like Jack in the Box.
The two monster tacos for $1 are a great value.
Their blue straws that they give for their drinks are also good for sniffing stuff up your nose.
Oh, and their eggrolls are not bad.

...swing and a miss

I fucking hate all of you.

The Chicken Teriyaki bowl could be better.
Too much sauce.
I sometimes get the kid's meal Chicken Strips and add it to the bowl, you know, to suck up some of the aforementioned sauce.
I know... I'm a genius.

I was given this promise once before, then your wife (and mine, and Dustin's) ran through 4 boxes and I got a big fuck you.

not married

If I remember anything from this weekend I will be pissed at all of you...

Gee willikers! I can't wait to hang out with all you guys this weekend!
I'm sure it will be a super-duper fun time!
My favorite part will be when I get some alone face-to-face time with each of you and tell you how special you are to me.
"Hug Time" is also one of my favs!
I just want each of you to know that I'm really looking forward to hanging out with my besties and hope it's a special time we will never ever forget.
Best Friends Forever!
((HUGS)) & **KISSES**
-Rudy

OMG, I almost forgot, Jared, you'll LOVE married life! Sharing and caring for someone is an absolute wonderful pleasure that I wish upon all of my closest besties! Sometimes I can't even go to sleep at night cause I'm so giddy with joy! If marriage life is a dream, then I dont' want to ever wake up!!! See all you wonderful guys soon!
Your's truly, Rudy

wow
that was graphic