| Official Kenny Powers quotes thread | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Official Kenny Powers quotes thread Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:15 pm | |
| I'll start...
"Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth."
"There's one image in my life that consistently makes me happy no matter when I think about it. And that image, that one image, is your big tits." |
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Murda Lt. Pete Mitchell
Posts : 181 Audacity : 247 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2010-03-16 Age : 42 Location : Austin
| Subject: Re: Official Kenny Powers quotes thread Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:22 pm | |
| I've been blessed with many things in this life. An arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python, and a mind of a fucking scientist. | |
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BIGRUDE Moderator
Posts : 333 Audacity : 533 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2010-03-14 Location : your mama's
| Subject: Re: Official Kenny Powers quotes thread Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:37 pm | |
| Interviewer: “So Kenny, how do you like playing in New York?” Kenny: “You mean Jew York…its fucking great.” | |
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Murda Lt. Pete Mitchell
Posts : 181 Audacity : 247 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2010-03-16 Age : 42 Location : Austin
| Subject: Re: Official Kenny Powers quotes thread Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:05 pm | |
| Clegg: "Powers. Step into my office. Let's do some blow." Kenny Powers: "Finally, motherfucker." | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Official Kenny Powers quotes thread Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:33 am | |
| "No offense but you got a shitty job, you're not quite as tall as me, nobody really respects you. Me on the other hand, I got the glory, I get the fame, the money, the jewels, the cash, the Denali, getting drunk on the reg, fuckin good times on the reg, yachts on the reg, sex on the reg, basically all the shit that most men fantasize about." |
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Murda Lt. Pete Mitchell
Posts : 181 Audacity : 247 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2010-03-16 Age : 42 Location : Austin
| Subject: Re: Official Kenny Powers quotes thread Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:10 pm | |
| "I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick... everyone." | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Official Kenny Powers quotes thread Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:08 am | |
| "Some people say I'm a woman hater. That's not true I love women, every fuckin one of them, even the ugly as shit ones. But don't ask me to trust 'em, not even nuns, because every pair of tits comes with a gaping hole of need that even Kenny Powers can't fill." |
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Murda Lt. Pete Mitchell
Posts : 181 Audacity : 247 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2010-03-16 Age : 42 Location : Austin
| Subject: Re: Official Kenny Powers quotes thread Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:15 pm | |
| Terrence Cutler: "There's something you need to know, Kenny. You're not the only athlete here at Jeff Davis. I happen to be training for a Triathlon right now. Doin' a lot of running, and cycling, swimming. Well you know all about that." Kenny Powers: "No actually I don't. I do SPORTS. Not try to be the best at exercising." | |
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Murda Lt. Pete Mitchell
Posts : 181 Audacity : 247 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2010-03-16 Age : 42 Location : Austin
| Subject: Re: Official Kenny Powers quotes thread Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:43 am | |
| Girl P.E. Student: "Is it true you were in jail?" Kenny Powers: "No babe, rehab." Girl P.E. Student: "Did you hurt yourself?" Kenny Powers: "No, I didn't hurt myself." Girl P.E. Student: "'Cause Coach Booth said after his back surgery he has to go to rehab." Kenny Powers: "Oh okay. Yeah I hurt myself, I hurt my nose." | |
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JRock Lt. Pete Mitchell
Posts : 189 Audacity : 307 Reputation : 5 Join date : 2010-03-17 Age : 42 Location : Houston
| Subject: Re: Official Kenny Powers quotes thread Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:53 pm | |
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BIGRUDE Moderator
Posts : 333 Audacity : 533 Reputation : 3 Join date : 2010-03-14 Location : your mama's
| Subject: Re: Official Kenny Powers quotes thread Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:26 am | |
| Kenny Powers' Home Run Fiesta http://www.uncrate.com/men/gear/ipod-iphone/kenny-powers-home-run-fiesta/ | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Official Kenny Powers quotes thread Tue Oct 05, 2010 4:35 pm | |
| If this was America, you’d have a radar gun, and right now it would read 101. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Official Kenny Powers quotes thread Tue Oct 05, 2010 4:36 pm | |
| If there is one thing in this world I cannot stand, it is fucking soccer, all right? And I hate when people do it around me. |
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JRock Lt. Pete Mitchell
Posts : 189 Audacity : 307 Reputation : 5 Join date : 2010-03-17 Age : 42 Location : Houston
| Subject: Re: Official Kenny Powers quotes thread Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:35 pm | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Official Kenny Powers quotes thread Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:16 am | |
| "Yeah, this is pretty much me, everyday. Staring at buttholes and getting my buzz on."
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