BIGRUDE
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 | | Subject: So, this guys at the doctor's office... Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:23 pm | |
| Patient: "Doc, you gotta help me. I'm under a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people."
Doctor: "Tell me about your problem."
Patient: "I just did, you fucking cock!" | |
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BIGRUDE
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| | Subject: Re: So, this guys at the doctor's office... Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:25 pm | |
| A salesman knocks at the door of a home and it's answered by a 12yr old boy with a cigar in one hand and a half empty bottle of scotch in the other. The salesman asks the boy, "Excuse me son but is your mom or dad in?" To which the boy replies, "Does it fucking look like it?" | |
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