Happy Birthday America

What's the difference between a woman and a lightbulb?
-You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What's the difference between God and a cardiologist?
-God doesn't think he is a cardiologist.

A woman calls the 700 Club and beginS talking to the screener. She tells them how the Lord took her two favorite movie stars, Farrah Fawcett and Patrick Swayze . And she tells them how the Lord took her favorite singer, Michael Jackson. The screener then asks, "That is all sad but how can I help you." The caller replies, "Will you tell Pat Robertson to tell God that Obama is my favorite president."

Those 3 jokes are truly horrible. Did you hear those from your grampy or uncle Levi?

For now on out... NEW RULE.

If you tell 3 terrible jokes in a row, minimum 7 day ban.

I second that. Those are the lamest jokes ever. Murda is a FAG!

Oh c'mon good buddy.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
Everyone is stupid, and your included.

I hate my job.

At least you didn't post the nannerpuss.

NANNERPUSS!!!!!!